Thank God for Stubhub. Fake Fake: I’m from Toronto. Buffalo hates us, and – well, to be honest, we really ‘t care. The truth is, they depend on us to fill their stadiums and arenas to root for their teams and drink their wonderfully affordable American beer. We know it. They know it. Go to any Sabres game when they’re playing the Toronto Maple Leafs and you’ll – it’s always a home game for Toronto. And they Carlos Boozer Jersey get all uptight about this fact. And we laugh, and laugh. And then we drive home to Toronto because why the hell would anyone live Buffalo.Can’t you just post our record for the last 14 years and save your time? : They have the lowest average ticket price the entire league, yet the supposedly rabid fan base can’t be bothered to show up.Buffalo, everything is named after, unremarkable, corrupt president whose only connection to the city is that he was assassinated there.
How fitting. The only president with any true connection to the city is Fillmore, who served three years after died. He was the last Whig and had no vice president. Behind the times and unprepared for disaster. Again, how fitting. We D’Angelo Russell Jersey have not had a good QB since. Our most famous all-time player is a sociopathic murderer. People still talk about winning AFL championships the 1960s, as if that somehow dulls the pain of never winning a Super Bowl. We have two good running backs, of course we are pissing them both off that they leave as soon as they can. We signed to a 4 billion dollar contract, and the most notable thing he did was threaten to kill himself when his gold digging fiancee dumped him, then sue her to get his ring back.You are stepping over rivers of urine as you walk anywhere the building. Andrew: Have you seen lately? It looks like there’s a very tiny black hole just behind his nose that is slowly sucking his face inward. Adam: You know those Conference Champions shirts that teams sell for exactly 10 days after they qualify for the Super Bowl but before they play it? You always wonder, Who the hell would buy that? After all, they’re totally useless after the Super Bowl – you either have nothing to celebrate or a more braggadocious shirt to buy. Bills fans wear those shirts to this day, unironically.The Bills suck because they hired a mildly successful coach from a college known for its basketball team and it’s a HUGE improvement. The Bills fanbase is 95% unbearable. Have you ever visited a Buffalo Bills message board or the team Facebook page?
It’s just a series of increasingly racist comments. Starting with subtle racists longing for the days of some obscure white player from the 60’s, and making its way to overt racists calling a gang member for wearing a baseball hat backwards.Wash the sheets all you want, but if you get out your black light you can still Nix’s DNA all over the organization. Justin: While spending the past nine years central southwest, I had the pleasure of watching EJ bumblefuck his way through several seasons at State and somehow manage to not up badly enough for the Seminoles to lose too often. Everything about the kid screamed fourth-round draft pick until good ol’ boy Nix showed up to the draft.dies fast Buffalo – almost instantly. Terry: The worst part about life is being a Bills fan. Fuck Gailey.The Bills playoff drought has now seen three popes. Adam: Probably nothing sums up the entire Bills experience better than a conversation I had once a San Francisco hotel elevator. A husband and wife walked with me, wearing full 49ers gear. They asked where I was visiting from, and I said Buffalo. The husband immediately looked at me and said, I’m sorry. This was 2009, when the 49ers were still one of the shittiest teams football too.The third preseason game is the most important. to recap ours, we lost 30, our best player’s step-grandfather went on a murder spree, and we’re working out Leinart and Beck. The sad thing is, expression didn’t change when I heard about any of this. You come to expect these things when you’re closing on two decades since your last playoff victory and there’s a decent chance team officials are employing a type scheme concerning the owner.Fuck Nix, Crypt Keeper wannabe, and the whole city of Buffalo. I Time Warner never brings back I ‘t have to watch favorite team get slaughtered by the end of the 1st quarter every week. Kyle: It’s the running our team- : a marketing genius with no football knowledge whatsoever. He previously served as the team’s general manager, which again, is extremely troubling considering he knows absolutely nothing about football. He’s a former college baseball player who initially worked the front office for the Marlins, which kind of makes sense. Now he’s the President and Chief Executive Officer of NFL team. How the did this happen? Seamus: Hating on Buffalo is like on a with terminal bladder cancer who also survived the Rwandan genocide as a kid. There is nothing Buffalo except very cold, obese people scrounging for the meager scraps of a -depleted industrial past. Nolan: The date was October 11th, 2009. completes 2 for 23 yards with a pick.